Turing Test: 1, Jen Williams: 0

"macanamera" (macanamera) 10/19/2016 at 12:25 • Filed to: None

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Wheelerguy > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 12:48

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Well, at least this puts to rest those rumors about what Ava was doing after she killed AI Nerd Oscar Isaac.

EL_ULY > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 12:57

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LOL!!!!!!

Decay buys too many beaters > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 13:13

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A freaking plus.

You win the internet for today.

McMike > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 13:16

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Outstanding.

I was going to ask for her number, but you left it in the screenshot. Thanks.

Batman the Horse > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 13:21

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 13:40

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This is beautiful. Most of these that I get just want to sell me shoes.

wiffleballtony > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 14:11

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Baltimore? Pass.

Tapas > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 14:58

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Forget her, tell me about that guy in the pic! He sure has a lot going for him!

PS9 > macanamera 10/19/2016 at 18:10

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Wow these bot programmers aren’t even trying. 0% of that includes something a real woman would say to a stranger. Not even a hooker would say that stuff to a stranger.

...err, so I’ve heard.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Tapas 10/19/2016 at 20:33

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He is beautiful in every way.

McMike > macanamera 10/20/2016 at 14:40

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Speaking of the Turing Test, look what Mrs McMike found in her inbox yesterday.

Subject: Hello Gorgeous

Dear D__

Compliments of the day and how did your day go?... I hope this message meets you well. I saw your profile on Linkedin , but since Linkedin is not a dating site i resolved to contact you via email.
 
I must confess that you are looking good to me and i wish to know you more better and thus see where it can lead us to. Actually i am in search for love (my soul mate) and i hope that i have come to the right person. Can we correspond more? I am quite impressed with your profile and pic on the site, just what i am looking for ... I will wait impatiently for your positive response, have a good night...

Keith,

I told her to create a new skill and recommend his fake profile with “Masterbating to LinkedIn profile photos,” but she decided to just leave it be.  

macanamera > McMike 10/20/2016 at 21:20

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Then she’s a better person than either of us, because I would have been game.

McMike > macanamera 10/20/2016 at 21:30

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Who doesn’t anything exciting like this ever happen to me.

edit - Oh wait, it did once. I chickened out because it was legit.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-just-got-this-text-1666083840